Thursday, October 27, 2011

More Mallorca Photos!!!

Okay. Here we go.

Rose Window. Lighting design to the max.

Main altar, altered by Gaudí from 1900 to 1914.
(The pun was for Brian.)

I didn't do anything to this picture. That is purely the effect of morning sunlight through stained glass windows on an organ.

Windows and walls of color.

I don't know what I look like I just did something mischievous... I really didn't, I swear.

Cross of St. Barbara

Really big candlestick. (Stranger for scale.)

Cross.

Unaltered photo of the floor - stained glass light!

Catalan. WTF. Are you Italian, French, or Spanish?

Chapel.

Artsy shot of the altar. Of course.

Artsy shot of stained glass.

My favorite.

I sort of smile in front of the altar?

Guuuuhhh.

I mean come on. Seriously.

Courtyard aerial shot.

Front of the cathedral.

This picture was an accident. I was really zoomed in and I didn't know it.

Swimming in the sea!

Hibiscus at the Arab Baths garden.

Apparently they have Devil's Snare in Spain?

Pretty!

Sunday's breakfast.

Miró!

He made me laugh.

Pretty sure this is a guy carrying a chalice. I guess this means we can claim Miró was a UU.

Turtleturtle.

Miró's studio.

Um. The beach.

White sand beaches, but Lindsay's still whiter. Damn you, Eastern European genes!

Me, smiling at the beach!

Sunset over the marina (view from my balcony).

Sunrise the morning I left.

You can just see the silhouette of the cathedral... AMAZING.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Falling in Love in/with Paris

Paris. Paris, je t'aime. It's the truth. I fell in love this weekend, and was so sad to leave. Paris was like a combination of the things I love about New York and Chicago and Madrid in one city. Somehow it's fast and busy and metropolitain but relaxed and elegant and spacious. I walked everywhere and took the metro a million times. There's so many different neighborhoods, so much to see and do, and I got into all the museums for free because my six-month student visa makes me a "long term resident" of the EU under the age of 26!

I flew to Paris Thursday night on a pretty uneventful flight. I slept some on the plane but happened to wake up in time to see the Eiffel Tower lit up from the plane, so I accomplished some sightseeing before ever landing on the ground. We deplaned away from an actual gate, so for the first time I descended a set of stairs onto the tarmac like they do in all the old movies. When I got to the airport, I followed signs (in French, Spanish, and English) for "Paris by train," planning to take public transit to my hostel, which I had figured out before I left. Unfortunately the train station within the airport was a good 15 minute walk from my gate and when I got there I found out trains weren't running from that station for some reason (which I never did figure out, because I took the train there on Sunday night just fine). Anyway by the time I walked back to the signs for "Paris by bus" I figured out that the bus had stopped running for the night. I thought about just sleeping in the airport, but as I was going to have to pay for my hostel anyway and I just wanted to sleep in a bed, I ended up taking a taxi. The most expensive cab ride of my life. Not gonna go there.

But, I got to my hostel in the Latin Quarter, checked in, and went to bed in a room I was sharing with five other people. When I finally saw the room in daylight, I was very pleased with how clean it was, and the hostel had a really cool aesthetic as well. I didn't take any pictures of it, but you can check it out here. It was certainly nice to have an ensuite bathroom, which I didn't have at my hostel in Palma. I showered Friday morning and enjoyed breakfast in the hostel - a croissant, a roll, coffee, and granola cereal. A good start to the day.

I didn't have any particular plans for how to spend my time in Paris, and my friend who is studying there for the semester had class during the day, so I used the hostel computers to start some investigating of where I could pass some time. While checking a destination on the (free!) map I picked up at the hostel, I realized there was a free walking tour at 11 and it was about 10:15, so I set out on a walk to Saint Michele to join the tour. I only got a little lost on the way and arrived just a few minutes late while they were still getting organized, so it worked out well. The free tour is operated by a company called New Europe, which does free walking tours in a bunch of European cities including Barcelona, Madrid, London, Amsterdam, and Berlin (which I'm going to do this Saturday). All of their tour guides are native English speakers who have moved to the cities they give tours of. My tour guide was named Arnaud (pronounced R-no), but he's not French, his parents are just mean. He's from LA, where he met his wife Jennifer, who is French, and they moved back to Paris three years ago.

So Arnaud showed us all over Paris - the walking tour took almost four hours including a short coffee break in the middle. We saw Notre Dame, the "New Bridge," a statue of Henry IV the party king, the outside of Saint Chapelle, the Louvre, the Musee D'Orsay, the Grande and Petit Palaces, the Tuileries Gardens, the Eiffel Tower, the Obelisk, the Arc de Triomphe, and so much more. I learned a ton about the history of Paris and got oriented to the city, and Arnaud taught us how to recognize French scam artists and pickpockets. He was really funny and at the end of the tour led those of us who wanted to go to a restaurant where they have a deal for New Europe tours for lunch. I got to try French wine, a white that I really liked, and had salmon, which was just okay. It had a flavorful sauce on it though which was nice since Spanish food is so plain. Arnaud told us before he left that he would be leading the Montmartre walking tour at 6pm on Sunday night if anyone wanted to join him again, and I did, with my new friend Ganesh.

Ganesh was also on the walking tour and was also traveling alone, and we both wanted to go to the Louvre Friday night, so after lunch we wandered around together and headed towards the Louvre which was free for anyone under 26 after 6pm. Ganesh has been traveling around Europe for the last six weeks and will be finishing his trip next week in Madrid, but is unfortunately leaving before I get back from Berlin. (Hi Ganesh, welcome to my blog where I talk about you.) Guys, Ganesh majored in aerospace engineering and just got his masters in 5 years. And he went to the Bronx High School of Science like my dad!

So we went to the Louvre. We're pretty sure the rules of time and space do not apply in this building, because every time we tried to figure out where we were on a map either on a wall in the building or the one we carried with us, things didn't match up. We did eventually make it to the Mona Lisa - there are so many signs pointing you to it you'd think the Louvre cares as little about the rest of the art there as most people coming to see the Mona Lisa do. It was about the size I was expecting, since I'd been told in the past it's pretty small. Might be a little overrated, to be honest. We also saw over the course of two hours: The Winged Victory of Samothrace, that famous portrait of Louis XIV, the Venus de Milo, and the Code of Hammurabi, which was probably the most impressive because it's essentially 4000 years old and if you could read Mesopotamian heiroglyphics, you could still read it today, carved in stone. After that we ran out as fast as we could, having been thwarted by the Louvre at every turn when trying to navigate the three wings and four floors of the most famous museum in the world. (For the rest of the weekend if anything went wrong, we blamed it on the Louvre. It's now our favorite exclamation, Looouvre! We're trying to make it a thing.) It seemed like we'd spent years in the museum, though it had only been two hours. Seriously the whole thing was like living in a surrealist film.

Post-expedition in the Louvre, we decided to go to Montmartre for dinner near Ganesh's hostel. (He had just gotten in that morning and hadn't even fully checked in yet.) I first tried to get in contact with Stephanie, my friend, but she apparently doesn't have much internet access on the weekends and the phone number she gave me was answered by a French woman. And then my phone died. So I sorta gave up on that. Ganesh and I weren't terribly hungry, as we'd had a big lunch, so we found a little cafe and shared a crêpe filled with cheese and mushrooms and - wait for it - crêpe flamboyant. Yeah. flaming crêpe. The waiter brought it to the table, just a plain crêpe, then poured some kind of orange liquor over it (Ganesh knows what it's called), and then SET IT ON FIRE. I mean, the flames weren't huge, and I couldn't really get a good picture of it, but people don't set food on fire right in front of you too often, so it was still pretty exciting and delicious.

Also in this little cafe was a group of probably a dozen Brits who were all playing some strange game with complicated rules. There was a guy in charge who would give a pair of initials, and then each of the (unclearly defined) teams had to name someone with those initials. Scoring seemed to be based on the type of person named. We figured out you get a point for fictional characters, two points if they're dead, and three points if they're Spanish. Don't know what happens if you name a real, living, non-Spaniard. It was funny when they got into arguments over whether or not people were dead. Including Harry Potter, which got Ganesh and I briefly involved as we told them that of course he died but wasn't dead. We wanted to play too, but they left before we had the chance. They were good entertainment though. After dinner we were both really tired, so we said goodnight and I headed home via metro to my hostel and to bed. It seems that everyone I was sharing the room with also spoke English, although I think the rest of them were from England or New Zealand.

Saturday morning was much like Friday morning, early shower and breakfast so that I could meet Ganesh near the Musee D'Orsay before it opened. It was pretty cold, as the morning was cloudy and it's also actually fall in Paris; highs were in the low 50s. We got in line around 9:15 because it opened at 9:30, but found out around 9:40 that the union, which had been on strike the day before, was going to be voting at some point to decide whether they were opening that day or not. We decided not to risk a fruitless long wait in the cold (good chocie, as they were still on strike that day), and headed instead to the original Shakespeare & Company (near Saint Michele, so I had passed it on my walk to the walking tour the day before), a bookstore that has a branch on Broadway right by the Tisch building. Shakes & Co. was closed until 11 and it was just after 10, so we sought out a patisserie to grab a coffee to warm up in the meantime. This was enough of a challenge, as it seems most things don't open until at least 11 on weekends in Paris. But we found a place, had coffee and split a piece of flan-like cake (we thought it was creme brulee, oh well) and returned to the bookstore at 11.

It was everything I want a bookstore to be. I want to live there. It was packed floor to ceiling with books of every kind on everything. There were books on shelves under the stairs. There was a shelf on a diagonal along the side of the stairs full of books. There was an entire wall of Shakespeare. It felt kind of like what I imagined Flourish and Blotts to be like when I started reading Harry Potter. We spent a good hour in the bookstore. I found (but didn't buy, somehow) British editions of Harry Potter, but instead purchased a copy of Patti Smith's Just Kids, because it's a book I want to own anyway, and I wanted to own a book from the original Shakespeare and Company.

After working very hard to separate ourselves from the bookstore, we went to the Saint Michele station where I took a train to Versailles and Ganesh headed to meet a friend of a friend for a flight over/near Paris. Fortunately for both our plans it cleared up over the next hour, and I spent a very sunny afternoon at Versailles, which I also got into for free with my visa! The tour of the palace alone took about two hours (accompanied by an audio guide) and was really impressive, of course. The epitome of French royal grandeur. I thought about going to the gardens after, but I'd seen them from the palace, which I think gives better views of their patterns than you can get walking through them, and I was pretty tired of walking. I had, after all, spent essentially the entirety of Friday walking. So I went back to the train and headed back to my hostel to figure out some things for Sunday and relax for a little bit.

Ganesh and I reconvened outside the Comedie Francaise around 7:30, because Arnaud had told us that an hour before the show they release tickets for 5 euros. However we showed up about 5 people too late, because a few people in front of us (and everyone behind us) didn't get tickets. We were disappointed, but started wandering to find dinner. We saw, sort of by accident, the really lame light show of the Eiffel Tower from across the Seine, and then decided to eat near my hostel, because everything near where we were was closed. All the French places were excessively expensive, but we found a reasonably priced Japanese place, and as I hadn't had any kind of Asian food in the last two months, I was happy. Plus it was just a block from my hostel so right after dinner I got to fall back into bed.

Sunday morning was my earliest start yet, as I was planning to go to mass at Notre Dame at 8:30. It was still kinda dark when I left my hostel, duffel bag in tow. I was a tiny bit late to mass due to train complications, but I was there for most of it and it was all in French and I'm still not Catholic so I was going to be confused anyway. Notre Dame actually wasn't as impressive as the cathedral in Mallorca, but I walked around it and took a few pictures after the service and then headed to Ganesh's hostel to drop off my bag before our day of adventures. (Thank goodness we became friends, or I would have been hauling luggage all over Paris.)

Our first stop was the Rodin Musem (not risking another pointless wait at D'Orsay), which was small and lovely. Saw The Thinker and The Kiss and a lot of other really impressive works, plus a very nice garden. One particular sculpture is definitely a major inspiration for a theatre piece I want to create with Colleen when I get back to New York. After the Rodin Museum we headed, quite early, to the Comedie Francaise again to make sure we got tickets. We succeeded and then rushed to eat a quick lunch before the show.

We tried to find a cheap coffee shop but instead ended up at Le Pain Quotidien. Yes, they have them in America, but not like this, and it was affordable. We couldn't really read the French menu, but figured out (thanks to Ganesh's questionable four years of high school French) that something said Belgian waffles with red fruit. We both ordered that, and I got an amazing (though overpriced) hot chocolate, which I had been craving all day. The waffles were amazing, crispy on the ouside and soft on the inside, with powdered sugar, raspberries, and strawberries. Perfection. They came with a sprig of mint on top, which I put in my hot chocolate at Ganesh's suggestion, which was such a good idea. Awesome lunch and we made it to the show on time.

The Comedie Francaise is where Moliere performed right before he died. It's so famous and was incredible to be in that space. We saw a Marivaux play titled The Game of Love and Chance. I of course didn't understand anything, and the production wasn't that good, though I think the actors were pretty talented, so it wasn't a life-changing experience, but I'm glad I went. Especially since it was only 5 euros. Mediocre costumes and set, confusing sound design, almost non-existent lighting design. But I tried something new.

We did go check on D'Orsay, which was in fact still on strike, so we went back to Montmartre to just sit for a bit at Ganesh's hostel before the walking tour, which started just ten minutes away. We reunited with Arnaud and met some new people as we walked around an incredible part of Paris. Our tour started right in front of the Moulin Rouge which is not as impressive in real life as they make it look in the movie. The walk was amazing though, as we saw where van Gogh lived with his brother, where Picasso traded paintings for food, where he lived with Modigliani, where Toulouse-Lautrec painted. It was really inspiring to see where so many famous artists got their starts back in the bohemian days of Paris. The artist in me couldn't get over it. It was also particularly beautiful as day turned to night during the tour. We walked around and went into the Sacre Coure, church of the sacred heart, and saw the amazing mosaics on the walls and ceiling. No photos allowed though.

The tour ended at a little bar close to the artist's square, where we were each given a free (very generous, thanks Arnaud!) glass of wine. Well, it was a paid tour so I guess I got a free tour with a 9 euro glass of wine or vice versa or something... Anyway a good deal. While in the bar Ganesh and I talked to a few other young people on the tour. One was a guy from Chicago (of course), there was a girl from Canada studying abroad in Lyon, and another girl from Canada studying abroad in - this is unreal - Birmingham, UK. Birmingham is where the Mötley Crüe show is that I'm going to in December, and I now have a place to stay or at least stash my stuff if I need it. Serendipity, man. The five of us wandered around Montmartre looking for a place to eat and settled on a nice place with a heated outdoor patio. I had incredible chicken with a mushroom sauce - definitely not something you could get in Spain. We all kind of shared a communal meal; three of our group got full courses with an appetizer and a dessert, so there was plenty for everyone to try. The chocolate mousse was amazing.

After dinner we said goodnight to our new friends (exchanging names for facebook contact, of course. 21st century...) and Ganesh and I walked back to the Moulin Rouge to get some night shots. It is prettier at night, for sure. Then we walked back to his hostel, where I made sure I had all my stuff. Ganesh walked me to the subway stop (not far, but he's a gentleman) where we said our goodbyes until we reunite in New York in 2012 - with B52 cheesecake, right, Ganesh?

I fell asleep on the train because I knew I was taking it all the way to the end of the line. I got out and headed to my part of the terminal to find the comfiest bench I could to sleep on. I actually figured out a fairly comfortable way to sleep despite the armrests. Half an hour later though I was woken up by police officers who asked to see my passport and then asked if I was traveling, I guess to make sure I wasn't just a well-dressed bum sleeping in a really obvious place in the airport. Then I went back to sleep for a few hours and woke up around 4:30 because I was really cold. I figured out this was because people had started arriving to the airport, meaning the doors were opening a lot letting in cold air from outside. I went through security and slept a bit longer at my gate. We boarded again on the tarmac, which this time was annoying because the bus took forever and it was really cold and I just wanted to get on the plane and go back to sleep. I think I did fall asleep before we ever took off. Definitely missed the security spiel, but it's always the same. Woke up briefly during the flight because there was some kind of scary turbulence, but we landed safely back in rainy Madrid before 9am, and I successfully returned to school, already missing Paris.

That might be almost all of what I have to say about Paris. I'm still working on editing the pictures (along with the remaining ones from Mallorca, no worries). I don't have anything to do tomorrow night other than pack for Berlin, so hopefully I can upload some then!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Mallorca Without a Map Part III

Here it is, the long awaited conclusion to my trip to Mallorca, which feels like it was ages ago now.

So. Sunday. Most importantly about Sunday, it was finally sunny! Finally Palma looked like what I thought it would. I got up early to go to mass at the cathedral, which was about the most beautiful thing that's ever happened. It was of course entirely in Spanish, but the only other Catholic mass I've been to was also in Spanish, so... And I actually followed most of what was going on, I think. The organ music was incredible, the atmosphere was perfect, and the stained glass lighting was so incredible. All buildings should have stained glass and face east. I don't really know how to put the rest of it into words.

After the cathedral I went to the Arab baths, because my little tourist guide that I acquired the day before said they were the only remaining example of Muslim architecture in Palma. Well, they turned out to be two little dark rooms that weren't very interesting or different in any major way I could tell, but the gardens outside them were pretty and I sat there for a while and enjoyed the fresh smells. It actually smelled a little like my grandpa's garden. Maybe there was dill somewhere?

By the time I left the baths I was really hungry, so I sought out a place to have breakfast, which was coffee and a croissant as usual. (I have a picture of this somewhere but I'm writing this blog at school, where I do not have my pictures.) After breakfast I made a quick stop at Caixa Forum, which is a free museum (there's one in Madrid, too) but it was kinda lame. There were only two exhibitions open, and neither of them interested me very much. But it was in an old hotel, so the building was kind of interesting.

From there I took the bus to the Miró museum, which was really cool. There was a lot of his work there, and a sculpture garden which was pretty, and I got to see his studio and his house. I don't think any of his better known works are there, but there were a lot of little drawings and paintings with bright colors and funny figures.

I spent a couple hours in the museum, but then the sun was calling me to the beach. I had brought my bathing suit in my bag, so I changed clothes and headed to the beach, Cala Major, one of the best beaches in Mallorca according to my guide. And also in between the Miró museum and my hostel. There will of course be pictures of the beach in an upcoming post: I've never seen such clear water. I swam out past where I could stand and could still see the bottom. The beaches were also so clean, and I spent some time just laying in the sun and reading Harry Potter (and drinking my giant 1.5 litre bottle of water that I bought for 70 cents). It was also fun to watch kids playing with families. After about two hours though I was getting hot and figured I should try to avoid getting really sunburned, so I went back to the hostel to shower before finding food.

By the time I was looking for lunch, it was around 5 pm, and everything was closed or only serving drinks. It didn't help that it was Sunday, when everything is closed anyway. I couldn't even buy something from a grocery store. I ended up eating some mediocre but reasonably priced food at a little place across the street from the hostel. Later I went for another walk to watch the sun set, but then went back to the hostel, made sure I was all packed up, and went to bed early since I knew I had an early morning.

Monday morning I was up and out before the sun. I took the bus to the airport and got to see the sun rising a bit over the sea from the bus. Quick breakfast at the airport, quick flight back to Madrid, and then straight to class and on with life... (Pictures soon to come, I hope, but I'm in the middle of midterms right now, which is really confusing since I've never really had midterms.)

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

¡Fuerza Bruta!

I will finish posting about Mallorca someday, I promise. Maybe tonight actually, because I have no homework. And I want to get it done before I go to Paris this weekend. But. More importantly.

I WENT TO FUERZA BRUTA TONIGHT AND I AM SO HAPPY!!! How to explain.

So there's that. I work at Fuerza Bruta in New York. It's a show that was created by an Argentinian company ("fuerza bruta" means brute force/strength) and it's been running in Union Square for years. I've been working there since last October, along with about half a dozen other Playwrights kids and some other cool people, including some Argentinian crew members. (Like my friend Gonzo who now likes every comment I make in Spanish on facebook.) I've lost count of how many times I've seen the show at this point, and I'm not tired of it yet. I'm really lucky to have such a fun job. Oh - to clarify - I'm not a performer in the show. I'm just a lowly usher who shoves people out of the way of moving set pieces, moves set pieces, pulls ropes and curtains, and folds hundreds of cardboard boxes.

Tonight was only the second time I've actually seen the show from a spectator standpoint - and the first time I had just been hired to work, so I was still watching it with a critical eye. It was so weird to be there without anything to do, and without all my usual PHTS (or pseudo-PHTS) coworkers. This was also the first time I came home without a mohawk full of confetti - my hair's too long! Tonight I went with my friend Yasmín and got to be one of those people all us ushers are always judging (at least a little). It was a little disorienting because I noticed every little thing that was different, but the familiar music fell right back into my body and I now know that I still remember exactly what my track (at least the first one I learned) does throughout the whole show. On top of it all, the first performer you see in the show, called Corridor, the guy running on the treadmill, was an actor from our New York cast, so I felt even more at home.

It was a party, I danced, I felt like I had escaped to New York for an hour. I was and still am so happy. Yasmín had never been before and had a really great time. I told her she's got to come in NYC, where it's (in my opinion) even better. And now I'm home, changed into dry clothes, out of my wet, confetti-covered ones. So worth the money I spent on it - the only time I've paid to see it. And if I divide tonight's ticket price over all the times I've "seen" it, it's still less than a dollar each time, and normally I get paid to be there.

I am one lucky lady. (Oh, AND I need to post about my amazing new English "teaching" job.) I am so grateful for all the blessings in my life.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

That Eternal Question

We briefly interrupt the Mallorca saga (which I have to finish before I go to Paris this weekend) to bring more in the ongoing debate.

I don't mean what happens after you die.

I mean what is or is not theatre.

Friday night I had no plans and my roommate is gone for the weekend so I decided to go see a show. I picked one and headed to the theatre, but by the time I got there it was sold out. I was momentarily bummed, because I had taken the subway and walked a ways (and was wearing heels, so, there's that). But the ticket guy had asked me if I was specifically asking about Vereantes, which made it sound like there was something else showing that night.

There was. I still don't really know the name of it, but I read about it in their season booklet that they had on the counter. It said something about a piano and a machine, and didn't particularly sound like theatre, more like an avant garde concert, but I figured as long as I was there I would go, because I would never get another opportunity to see whatever the hell this was going to be.

I really didn't need the opportunity. There was a piano, and someone played it, quite well, and there was also a strange machine made of a lot of mundane objects that sometimes banged and whistled and tooted and had an organ in it? to the rhythm and in tune with the piano, and other time it was completely dissonant. And sometimes there was just a lot of banging. And every once in a while the other three people who seemed more like sound techs than actors (literally plugging in amps and stuff during the show) would play an accordian or an electric guitar or a keyboard. And every once in a while all four of them would yell in some language that wasn't English or Spanish. I couldn't even trace an arc through the music, and trust me, I was desperately trying to find something to cling to as a thread I could follow.

For the first ten minutes, it was kind of funny. I thought, great, I'm finally at one of those weird European theatre productions that my design teacher always used to talk about, and I have no idea what's going on and that's okay. And then for about the next 45 minutes, I was just really annoyed I had spent money on watching people make noise.

I hate to bring up Peter Brook, because he generally annoys the crap out of me, but dammit he has a point. (For non-theatre people: Peter Brook is a really pretentious British (redundant?) guy who is a really important theatrical theorist. We had to read his book, The Empty Space, the summer before we started at Playwrights, and I hated it.) Anything can be theatre. Theatre is, simply put, a live interaction between an audience and an event, even if that event is just observing an object. It doesn't even have to be framed on a stage, though this was. I would probably put something involving the word "crafted" in my definition, but that could be argued. I'm not sure anymore what the difference is between theatre and any other kind of performance. If you go to the symphony, the musicians aren't playing for you to watch them; they're playing for you to hear the music from their instruments. But you can still watch the faces, the looks of concentration, and in that way it's still theatre.

Side note, I was all excited to go see something at "Teatro de la Abadia" which is in an abandoned church, and the space was kind of cool, but they didn't use the architecture of the space at all and I therefore spent the entire time thinking about how much better PHTS kids would use the space. And then I was grateful for my education, even if I was being subjected to an hour of noise that I paid for.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Mallorca Without a Map Part II

Day 2: All that I want to do is figure out how to create a cathedral in a blackbox. Top priority.

I didn't set my alarm for Saturday morning and so even though I went to sleep around 11 Friday night, I didn't wake up until 9:30 or so the next morning. Still catching up on lost sleep from Brian's visit. I took my time getting ready and then stopped in the lobby of the hostel to ask how to get to the Cathedral. The woman who owned the place (who spoke English) didn't seem to know but she asked another woman, in Spanish, what to do. The Spanish woman started telling me, and I mostly understood, but when both I and the hostel owner asked what the name of the stop was for the Cathedral, we must have all gotten confused somewhere in the bridge between Spanish and English, because I got told something that sounded like "alseo." So I headed off to the bus stop and looked for my stop on the route. I didn't see anything like that. But I got on the bus.

Took this picture for my brother, who loves the Simposons - Spain also loves Los Simpson

Eventually I got off back at Plaça de Espayna, because I at least knew where that was and I knew a lot of busses stopped there and I hoped maybe I could just look at a map and walk to the cathedral. First I decided to find someplace for breakfast, and after a lot of wandering stumbled upon a cool little place called ÖMyGood! where I got an amazing croissant and coffee for cheap. I also met the really nice waitress (who smiled at me a lot and had a cool haircut) and I asked her how to get to the cathedral. She told me to take the bus because it was too far to walk, but about 15 minutes later (after a bit of a search for the bus stop), I ended up at last at "catedral."


Alexander Calder statue in the garden



This is how pretty the view was on a CLOUDY day.

I think this is a historical museum or something with the name Almundena in it.

I am officially terrible at smiling in pictures if I take them myself.

A little wandering through plazas and following some paths through a garden led me to a beautiful view of the sea even on a cloudy day like Saturday. After stopping for a few pictures, I worked my way around to the entrance to the cathedral. 




And that's just the outside... I took probably almost 100 pictures inside, and I still need to edit them, so there will be a separate post of Cathedral pictures. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. When I walked in, I skipped the first room of holy relics to get into the sanctuary. (Is that what you call it in a cathedral? UU problems.) And I almost cried it was so breathtaking. I just stood for a while, then I sat for a while, then I went back to the first room and actually walked around the whole place to look at every little thing, and all the individual chapels. It was too much for words, and I was probably there for about two hours.

Eventually I left but decided to come back for mass the next day (I know, right?) and then took some time walking around the whole outside of the building.
This is technically the front door.


After I left the cathedral, I walked back through the plaza and watched a guy played with his dog, who eventually invited me over, and we had a nice chat (in Spanish) for a while while I played with his dog. He asked why I was traveling alone and why to Mallorca on a cloudy weekend. Haha. I asked him and his friend if they knew where the Miró museum was (because I had been told it was close) but they had no idea and directed me instead to a tourist information office.

At the tourist office, I got a map! And even better actually was a little tourist guide with information about museums and sights. Based on that I decided to go next to Bellvere Castle, because I wasn't sure I'd have enough time at the museum that day and the castle wasn't open on Sunday anyway. First I sought out lunch, ate, and went to catch the bus. I had just missed the 3, but saw I could take the 46 instead. HOWEVER, what the book doesn't tell you is that the 46 is a circular line with two slightly different routes, and I, of course, got on the wrong one. So after about 45 minutes on the bus and understanding only vaguely where I was, I asked the bus driver where to get off for the castle. He directed me, and I followed signs to the grounds of the castle.

Here's the thing. The castle is in the middle of the Bellvere woods. So what the book doesn't tell you is that if you take the bus, you still have to walk about a mile (based on the time it took me) to get from outside to the castle. Through woods, where there's not really a sidewalk next to the road. Fun times. But I made it up to the castle, paid a euro (wooo student id card!) and wandered around the castle.
This is the only tower of the castle. And you can't actually go in it.

The castle is a circle?

View of the cathedral past the marina! AAAAHHH!

Look, I smiled in a picture!

Hello, self-timer. (Still not smiling.)

Scale model of what I walked through to get to the castle... I think I came from the bottom of this picture somewhere. Ridiculous.

So by the time I finished with the castle I knew I didn't really have time for anything else that day, so I just walked back out of the woods (through a different, shorter way!) and took the bus back to the hostel, where I ran into my friend again and talked for a while. He had been in Mallorca for a few days before I got there, but all he was going the whole time was a little walking around and reading on the beach. No interest really in seeing the sights, which I thought was weird, but to each his own. It did get a little annoying though when he was then teasing me for being tired, since he'd sat around all day and I'd been literally hiking through woods and having religious experiences.

Well, that's day two! Day three and cathedral pictures still to come... (This is a long process! But a good excuse to not work on my presentation that's due Tuesday, which happens to be about Gaudí.)